The World in Words

Dear Santa,

This year I’ve been busy!

Last Sunday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last month I bought porn for (10 points). In November I pushed in the mud (-17 points). Last Saturday I didn’t flush (-1 points). In September I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).

Overall, I’ve been nice (711 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!

Sincerely,
snowlighting